so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
Mom: when I was your age….
If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad
“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.
for anyone who says only cats are little shits
I love this company already.
WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan stops burglar in Phoenix
"PHOENIX - A former WWE champion is credited with stopping a burglar in Phoenix.
The incident happened on Monday night in the Arcadia neighborhood of Phoenix.
According to Phoenix police, Bryan Danielson, better known as Daniel Bryan, was pulling into his carport with his wife when he saw the door that leads to his house start to open.
Two men ran out of the house and fled on foot. Danielson was able to catch one of the men, 22-year-old Cesar Sosa.
Sosa and Danielson got into a struggle but Danielson was able to detain him until officials arrived, police said.
The second suspect was not located.
Sosa was booked into Maricopa County Jail and charged with burglary.
Danielson. former WWE World Heavyweight Champion, will talk with the media this afternoon, look for an update on ABC15 news at 4 p.m.”
So do you think he put him in the YES! Lock until police came?
you got a fuckin problem officer
no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back
College be like
Meal plan: $1,457
The sun: $3,381
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
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